SAN FRANCISCO, CA– News out of Las Vegas this week says iconic magician David Copperfield is “retiring” and his last show after a 25 year Las Vegas residency will be April 30.
COPPERFIELD CAUGHT “WITH PANTS DOWN”
This comes days after the “Magic Man” was implicated in the “Sexual Crimes” of the late friend of President Trump, Mr. Jeffrey Epstein!
“PERVERT” MAGIC MAN “COULD’VE SAVED ME”
Back when Caesars Palace was “the place” to be in “Sin City,” myself and the ex-wife would spend “5 Days @ War” on a trip that was an attempt to rekindle things. But soon after hitting the hotel, we both knew that “wasn’t happening.”
SPOUSE DID NOT LIKE MY “STAR TREATMENT”
An incredibly “insecure soul,” we attended a boxing Press Conference and she was “irked” that people (some female) knew who I was. When I told her Don King had “invited us” to dinner on a much smaller scale than is the norm for him, she both “balked and barked” before I decided to go it alone.
DON MUSTA’ HAD 3 COWS KILLED!
Fight Night is a few days away and promoter Don King is in “fine form.” The “King of Nap” or the “Wire haired Wonder,” you pick the DK moniker, but he’s working the table alongside a trough full of $500 champagne bottles. I call the ex on the house phone and urge her to come downstairs and she declines.
TOLD HER “YOU DON’T HAVE TO LIKE HIM”
Turns out, she didn’t like the “aura of DK” and it was probably “racially motivated” for she didn’t know squat about Don “except hearing him on my show.”
“SURPRISED NOT” AS EX SPOUSE MAKES “CAMEO”
The food has been gorged and there are spent champagne bottles scattered about a table for 16. There was one empty seat and that belonged to my “Brimbo” (Brown Bimbo) ex-wife whose name I have an aversion to even saying if “I don’t have to.”
WON’T EVEN PLAY “SAME NAME” GAME!
What’s in a name? A few years ago a friend tried to set me up on a Blind Date and when he told me this “stunner’s” name was the same as the Ex, I passed!
PEDRO BEGS COPPERFIELD TO “COME THROUGH”
“David, this is my (estranged) wife. Can you please just make her disappear? Please?” You should’ve seen the “priceless” look on her mug. Copperfield, he thought it was funny, while Don King “roared” in typical DK fashion.
IN CLOSING……..
It was a joke right? NO, HAD Copperfield “vanquished” her from that room, he would have “done both me and the world a solid.” AND I’d be backing him up, regardless of what he did in the Epstein files!
Pedro Fernandez.
Note: Pedro Fernandez is a multi-award winning writer whose career in journalism has taken him to 34 countries. He is also a former San Francisco Policeman and was a Nationally Ranked 4-time Golden Gloves boxing champion.
Pedro is the creator and host of “Ring Talk Worldwide” a syndicated radio talk show with 41 years of airtime on Sports Byline USA. You can watch it Sat & Sun @ 11:06 AM PT on YouTube or Twitch.TV on the Sports Byline USA channel